10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth