10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.