10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.