10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---