10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.