10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike