10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.