10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-