10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "No river, no fish."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fook the floosh droo!