10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.