10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is for loners.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike