10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.