10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--