10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet