10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword