10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Never educate a stupid poker player.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Welcome to kicker school
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
in the poker game of life women are the rake