10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.