10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike