10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.