10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"