10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.