10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.