10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-