10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "No river, no fish."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---