10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.