10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977