10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.