10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson