10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-