10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.