10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from