10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it