10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.