10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.