10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event