10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.