10 Random Poker Quotes

women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Those eggs smell delicious!
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm