10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "All-in, bitches!!!"