10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "No river, no fish."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --