10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.