10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."