10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth