10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.