10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm