10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.