10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters