10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker