10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen