10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.