10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Welcome to kicker school
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...